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9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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