She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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