he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
