Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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