At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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