I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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