Kiss
Puke
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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