The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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