PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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