We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
