Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
She bit a glass in half.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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