PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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