Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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