And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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