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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia

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• (845): View more from New York

  Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.

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  I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.

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• (716): View more from New York

  We were like one big happy Eskimo family.

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