we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
We have started to decorate penises.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I just want to make out with him forever
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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