i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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