i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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