i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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