We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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