so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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