going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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