Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
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