help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
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