I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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