My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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