D3 body, D1 cock
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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