So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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