Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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