I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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