thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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