Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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