Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
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