I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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