obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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