I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
