Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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