Got a toothbrush?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I need water and some morals
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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