3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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