Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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