So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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