its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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