Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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