Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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