i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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