Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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