I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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