i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Sober January is a disaster.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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