Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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