well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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