Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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