Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
where am i from again
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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