My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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