Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
wow bdsm is so cute
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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