you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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