Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
and she was petting her beer can
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
